Hackernews posts about Onion

Onion is a satirical news organization known for its humorous and often absurd reporting on current events and social issues.

1. Two mul or not two mul: how I found a 20% improvement in ed25519 in Golang (storj.dev)
   2 points by onionjake 26 days ago | discuss
2. Orion: A Homomorphic Encryption Framework for Deep Learning [pdf] (arxiv.org)
   2 points by bikenaga 22 days ago | 2 comments
3. Monster Cables picked the wrong guy to threaten (2008) (www.oncontracts.com)
   565 points by wallflower 30 days ago | 198 comments
4. Breaking up a "spaghetti clause": Apple iCloud terms of service update (www.oncontracts.com)
   2 points by karagenit 29 days ago | discuss
5. An open source, AI simulation engine 100,000,000x faster than quantum physics (www.radical-ai.com)
   3 points by orionarcher 16 days ago | 1 comments
6. TorchSim: An atomistic simulation engine for the AI era (github.com)
   2 points by orionarcher 16 days ago | discuss
7. The Convergent Research Gap Map (www.essentialtechnology.blog)
   1 points by orion42 5 days ago | discuss
8. European Union Vulnerability Database (EUVD) (euvd.enisa.europa.eu)
   221 points by stefankuehnel 4 days ago | 23 comments
9. Europen Union creates Fedora-based Linux distribution for the public sector (www.linuxjournal.com)
   35 points by todsacerdoti 25 days ago | 14 comments
10. European Union OS – Fedora Linux and KDE Plasma Based (eu-os.gitlab.io)
    29 points by maverick74 27 days ago | 25 comments
11. Washington Post created a website to discourage its tech workers from unionizing (bsky.app)
    11 points by mxhold 9 days ago | 1 comments
12. Ask HN: Would You Unionize for WFH?
    8 points by CaffeineLD50 27 days ago | 18 comments
13. The European Union Has Its Own Linux Distribution and It's Called EU OS (news.itsfoss.com)
    8 points by taubek 26 days ago | 6 comments
14. The European Union Has Its Own Linux Distribution and It's Called EU OS (news.itsfoss.com)
    5 points by maverick74 27 days ago | 1 comments
15. Why tech workers need unions too (thebristolcable.org)
    5 points by edward 13 days ago | discuss
16. 'An unlimited piggy bank:' Inside a powerful union's lavish spending (www.politico.com)
    4 points by eadmund 5 days ago | discuss
17. You Deserve a Tech Union (ethanmarcotte.com)
    4 points by nickcotter 25 days ago | discuss
18. 26th Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union (Diamond) (en.wikipedia.org)
    2 points by kaonwarb 22 days ago | discuss
19. How Touchstone Climbing Gym workers unionized five locations (therealnews.com)
    2 points by scrollbar 28 days ago | discuss
20. Using overloads to handle union return types in Python (stephantul.github.io)
    1 points by stephantul 22 days ago | 1 comments
21. Even Credit Unions Are in on Banks' Junk Fee Racket (jacobin.com)
    1 points by PaulHoule 5 days ago | discuss
22. Show HN: Ts-result – Rust's Result type for explicit error handling in TS (github.com)
    2 points by iLikeFunctional 21 days ago | 1 comments
23. Ask HN: A PHP Superset Language
    1 points by anvius 19 days ago | 3 comments
24. How to use LLMs with unreal engine 5.5 to generate blueprints, assets etc.?
    1 points by vivzkestrel 23 days ago | 1 comments
25. World's Friendliest Superpower? As Trump Upends Globe, Europe Positions Itself (www.nytimes.com)
    5 points by cruzcampo 9 days ago | 1 comments
26. The Onion buys Infowars (www.nytimes.com)
    1901 points by coloneltcb 5 months ago | 1233 comments
27. Bankruptcy judge rejects sale of Infowars to The Onion (www.nytimes.com)
    584 points by jbegley 4 months ago | 935 comments
28. Why do recipe writers lie about how long it takes to caramelize onions? (2012) (slate.com)
    565 points by pmoriarty almost 2 years ago | 733 comments
29. Jeff Lawson buys The Onion (www.nytimes.com)
    392 points by coloneltcb 12 months ago | 292 comments
30. A solution to The Onion problem of J. Kenji Lopez-Alt (2021) (medium.com)
    376 points by fanf2 5 months ago | 151 comments
31. Proof-of-Work Defense for Onion Services (blog.torproject.org)
    375 points by simonpure over 1 year ago | 152 comments
32. The brain is not an onion with a tiny reptile inside (2020) (journals.sagepub.com)
    324 points by optimalsolver over 1 year ago | 169 comments
33. New York Times shut down Tor Onion service (open.nytimes.com)
    251 points by vaygr about 1 month ago | 155 comments
34. Google's AI-generated search results keep citing The Onion (www.readtpa.com)
    187 points by jrflowers 11 months ago | 121 comments
35. The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction (www.nbcnews.com)
    112 points by elsewhen 5 months ago | 2 comments
36. “The Onion” founder explains his strategy for sparking creativity (bigthink.com)
    107 points by Brajeshwar over 1 year ago | 43 comments
37. Here’s Why I Decided to Buy 'InfoWars' [The Onion, but real news] (theonion.com)
    78 points by latexr 5 months ago | 21 comments
38. Why Use Onion Layering? (garrettdbates.com)
    72 points by thunderbong 10 months ago | 51 comments
39. Twitter's onion service is serving an invalid TLS certificate since 3/6/2023 (twitter3e4tixl4xyajtrzo62zg5vztmjuricljdp2c5kshju4avyoid.onion)
    66 points by NOWHERE_ over 1 year ago | 46 comments
40. Google's AI is that stupid, feeds people answers from The Onion (www.avclub.com)
    54 points by c420 11 months ago | 47 comments
41. Bankruptcy judge rejects The Onion's bid for Infowars (www.npr.org)
    46 points by pseudolus 4 months ago | 3 comments
42. The Onion's Purchase of Alex Jones' Infowars Stopped by US Judge (www.reuters.com)
    40 points by pseudolus 4 months ago | 1 comments
43. Twilio cofounder Jeff Lawson appears to have just bought The Onion (www.businessinsider.com)
    37 points by jonmarkgo 12 months ago | 5 comments
44. Update on an upcoming German broadcasting story about Tor/Onion Services (lists.torproject.org)
    33 points by todsacerdoti 7 months ago | discuss
45. X's Objection to The Onion Buying InfoWars (www.404media.co)
    27 points by cdme 5 months ago | 37 comments
46. Tor-Lighttpd-Onion with Docker (github.com)
    26 points by nicderc 7 months ago | discuss
47. Judge orders hearing to review Onion's purchase of Alex Jones's InfoWars (www.theguardian.com)
    23 points by SamWhited 5 months ago | 7 comments
48. Arti 1.2.0 is released: onion services development (blog.torproject.org)
    21 points by mikece about 1 year ago | discuss
49. The Onion CEO regrets using an AI-generated image as basis for art (bsky.app)
    20 points by htk 3 months ago | 5 comments
50. Not Satire: The Onion Acquires Infowars (www.status.news)
    20 points by RyeCombinator 5 months ago | 1 comments
51. How to Consult an Onion Oracle (www.atlasobscura.com)
    19 points by Brajeshwar 11 months ago | 4 comments
52. Elon Musk wants to block the transfer of InfoWars' X accounts to The Onion [pdf] (storage.courtlistener.com)
    17 points by vinni2 5 months ago | 21 comments
53. Editor in Chief of eLife replaced for retweeting The Onion tweet about Palestine (twitter.com)
    16 points by hypeit over 1 year ago | 6 comments
54. Onion Futures Act (en.wikipedia.org)
    15 points by shepherdjerred over 1 year ago | 7 comments
55. Factory farms can contaminate onions with dangerous pathogens like E. coli (www.ewg.org)
    14 points by stareatgoats 6 months ago | 4 comments